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Twelve Days of Hetalia

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Twelve Days of Hetalia

On the first day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : A bowl of pasta from Italy!
On the second day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me: Two cuckoo clocks and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the third day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the fifth day of X-Mas, Hetalia gave to me : FIVE HAMBUGERS!!! Four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Eight scones-a-burning, seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Nine Polish ponies, eight scones-a-burning, seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Ten *maplehocky* , nine Polish ponies, eight scones-a-burning, seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Eleven hentai mangas, ten *maplehocky* , nine Polish ponies, eight scones-a-burning, seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Twelve threats from Russia, eleven hentai mangas, ten *maplehocky* , nine Polish ponies, eight scones-a-burning, seven white flags waving, six Swiss machine guns, FIVE HAMBURGERS!, four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm still pissed off at Deviantart. But...this must be shared. A little jingle :iconlailament: and I came up with after the bombardment of the classical stuff. It's so convenient that I've recently brainwashed her into the Hetalia Cult. *Mwahaha*

I'm hoping all you otakus and APH fans alike sing this at Christmas and bug the hell out of your relatives. Please? That's MY Christmas wish. *bats eyes*

:iconanexara: says: Well?! Start singing, dammit!!!


Alternate day suggestions:

- [insert number here] British tea gags
- [insert number here] freakin' Mochis
- [insert number here] Countries kissing
- [insert number here] Cups of Vodka
- [insert number here] Ripe tomatoes
- [insert number here] Fuzzy kitties
- [insert number here] French Surrenders

Make up your own if you want, I'd love to hear them!


Hetalia and all the references (c) Himaruya
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